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Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Wilderness Tamed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Votes:	7175
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	31906	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1880
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20

dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!

We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?

And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.

Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?

Sister’sXmasUpgrade Minecraft Server

better version, Brat, christmas, Class, college student, Concert, decision, earplugs, gift, hurt feelings, Mental, Minecraft, MONEY, noise cancelling, noise reduction, room, Server, Silence, sister, SistersXmasUpgrade, study, top range, volume control

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	191	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of all the noise in your life? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want some peace and quiet? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world of tranquility and build your own little oasis of calm!

Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.

Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?