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WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1249
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2819	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	3049
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	595362
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Make America Great Again Minecraft SMP

2024 election, America, Campaign, coin design, CONSERVATIVE, donald trump, election conclusion, Future, Government, Great, leadership, MAGA, Minecraft, Political, Presidency, president, re-election, reinstated, REPUBLICAN, smp, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Donald Trump being reinstated as president of the United States in 2024! Who knew Minecraft could predict the future? So come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BlockyBetrayalBonanza

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayalBonanza, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, ex boyfriend, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship support, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty to friends, moral dilemma, relationships, Secrets, Trust, vacation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	133494
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandalous affairs – just like in the real world, but blockier!

Picture this: your friend Josie just broke up with her ex and went on vacation to get away from it all. Little did she know, her so-called friend Rebecca was busy cozying up to her ex behind her back. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated characters!

When Rebecca spilled the beans to you over the phone, you were left speechless. Should you tell Josie and ruin her vacation, or wait until she’s back to drop the bombshell? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable – it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more drama and less dragons.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join us today and let the chaos begin!

TransformerManiac Minecraft SMP

action figures, alien technology, Autobots, Battle for Earth, Bumblebee, childhood toys, Cybertron, Decepticons, Megatron, Minecraft, more than meets the eye, Optimus Prime, Robot Warriors, Robots in Action, robots in disguise, Sci Fi, smp, The Last Knight, Transform and Roll Out, Transformer, TransformerManiac, transformers universe, Transforming Robots

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can be anything you want, even a Transformer! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can transform into a badass robot and wreak havoc on the server.

Imagine rolling up to someone’s base in your sleek Transformer form, ready to unleash chaos and destruction. Or teaming up with your fellow Transformers to take on epic boss battles and conquer the server together. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and unleash your inner Transformer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.