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WahCraft – Where Wonder meets Horror, LOL

drenched in air, Horror, last thread, lol, meets, Ocean wave Party, pop stars, Schedule, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, WahCraft, Wonder Appraises Horror, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest parties under the ocean waves, where you can dance in VR like never before!

We have epic live streams where you can get drenched in air (yes, you read that right) and jam out to POP/STARS while soaking up the summertime vibes. And if that’s not enough, we even have a special dance number called い〜やい〜やい〜や that will have you moving like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on a mystical journey with Tabi No Tochuu and experience the enchanting world of VIOLET. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Bad events, Bavarians, bismarck, Blame, blocky, building, Cheese, Cheesy, Collapse of Rome, Crafty, Culture eradication, Europe, Europe recognition, european history, Fun, Germans, hatred, hitler, Join, Krauts, lols, Lovers, mass migration, Minecraft, Pointless religious wars, Poland, Righteous hatred, Server, SWISS, teutons, third worlders, USSR

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	369	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2941	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

Varkiza

100% vanilla, everything allowed, minecraft server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Varkiza

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	8132

——————————————————————————————- 100% vanilla survival !! ——————————————————————————————- Everything is allowed on the server.

67.222.135.72:7093

Blocky Bois: Can Any Game Top Minecraft’s Cultural Impact?

blocky, Bois, building, Community, creativity, Cultural, cultural impact, education, Exploration, Game, Gaming, Impact, indie games, innovation, inspiration, Minecraft, Minecrafts, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, Phenomenon, Sandbox, success, Survival, Technology, Top, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	482
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9817	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	2851	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Forget about other games, join our Minecraft server and experience a level of cultural impact that will make your head spin! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to admire our pixelated creations.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more passionate about Minecraft than villagers are about trading emeralds. Our server has more secret underground bases than the entire cast of Stranger Things combined. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – they’re so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of gaming history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond block of destiny!

Crafty Beach Bums: Summer 2024

Analysis, Beach, Bums, Business, Challenges, collaboration, companies, Competition, Crafty, event planning, growth, Industry, innovation, market research, Marketing, networking, opportunities, Planning, strategy, success, Summer, Summer 2024, summer events, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6726

Well, forget about those boring summer events because our Minecraft server is where the real party is at! We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden apple, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with other servers when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the madness begin!

Generations mc

freedom, Fun, Furry Supporting, Generations MC, Hardcore, LGBTQIA2S+ Supporting, Magic, Minecraft, No bullying, No hacking, No lag machines, smp, Survival, Therian supporting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

This is the Generations MC Minecraft smp you spawn in and find the huge fence portal that will take you to earth and you have 10 chances so if an admin or owner sees you die naturally 10 times the 11th time you will shut off from the earth portal and given the choice of going back to earth to watch future generations or go to heaven or hell depending on if your a good person or notNo hackingNo lag machinesNo bullyingcheck the discord for the rest of the rules to make sure your serious about joining us LGBTQIA2S+ Supporting

Furry Supporting

Therian supporting

This server means no hate and you get to make history and make new inventions etc

If you wanna msg owners or admins check the discord or if you simply wanna chat with others from other promoted platforms you can do that too

Theres many things to the server that makes it more fun im not gonna say what but your gonna have to see it for yourself ^^

you get to decide what type of human you are before entering the portal its either a magic-user or a human you answer some questions and when you go through the portal we study ur moves over time and eventully you will be given the appropriate magic depending on how it goeswhen u recive magic a message will appear in chat only you can see telling you ur magic is active and what slots its in and the type of magic

PlayerGens.us.to

ChocoHills VS Hypixel

bedrock, big plots, Boss Dungeons, choco hills, Claim protection, Creative, custom enchantments, custom fishing, dungeon survival, Golden Shovel, mcpe, OP survival, Slimefun, Survival, Vanilla, Worldedit

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hypixel	ChocoHills
Pros	Pros
Large player base	OP Survival with unique features like Slimefun
Multiple game modes (Bed Wars, Sky Wars, etc)	Dungeon Survival mode with custom enchants and boss dungeons
Regular updates and events	Vanilla gameplay with unique twists like timed Worldedit in Creative
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Limited player base compared to Hypixel
Some game modes may have long wait times	May not have as many features and updates as larger servers

FAQ

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ChocoHills.

Which server offers more unique features in survival mode?

ChocoHills offers OP Survival with features like Slimefun, while Hypixel offers a variety of game modes but may not have as many unique survival features.

Which server has a wider variety of gameplay modes?

Hypixel offers multiple game modes like Bed Wars and Sky Wars, while ChocoHills focuses on different survival modes and a vanilla experience with twists like timed Worldedit in Creative.

Is one server better for new players?

ChocoHills may be more welcoming to new players due to its smaller player base and potentially less overwhelming gameplay compared to Hypixel.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server: Where Blocks are Kosher and Creepers are Shalom

America, American expansionism, anti-America, anti-Jew, anti-White, blm, blocks, China, civil war, CraftyJewels, CREEPERS, destabilizing efforts, disinfo, foreign-backed, hamas attack, iran, Israel, Kosher, Maoist-themed, Minecraft, power, PROTESTS, russia, Server, Shalom, Ukraine, ww3

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Items Found:	7849
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner rebel and fight against the powers that be? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.

Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!

Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, Attack, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Hack, incredulity, Irritation, lol, long trail tag, Problem, rant, Servers, vexation, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	5674	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?

OtherBlock

Evolving, French Minecraft Server, Minecraft, OneBlock, OtherBlock, Players, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	780
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1851	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OtherBlock – French Minecraft Server Constantly evolving server that evolves thanks to its players

play.otherblock.net