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MinedHype

borders, Builds, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, MinedHype, Nether, Prizes, Protection, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Version	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
Grief Protection	Claims system in place
Whitelist	No whitelist required
P2W	No pay-2-win features
Economy	No economy/money plugin
Cross-Play	Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com

Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?

A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information

Q: Is there a map of the server available online?

A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes

Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?

A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server

Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?

A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, attractive characters, body positivity, character design, Diversity, Echoes, entertainment industry, Ethereal, fan base, fat characters, Gaming, hololive, Japanese culture, Live streaming, obese characters, Online Community, online streaming, representation, success, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7807
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0

OMG, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where the characters are thicc and chunky like a delicious bowl of chunky soup? Join this server if you wanna see some absolute units waddling around and building epic structures with their chunky little hands. Who needs skinny legends when you can have big beautiful blocky babes? It’s like a buffet of beefy pixels just waiting for you to dig in and have a feast for your eyes. Don’t be a skinny legend, be a chunky monkey on this Minecraft server!

BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9415
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1668	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ores Mined:	3750
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2455	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	76497
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	5334	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6332
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3196	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1527	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	259
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.