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VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9389
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	495984
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	477	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!