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Why did akali do it Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Votes:	7275	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and mysterious conspiracies that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that Akali, the notorious griefer, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever she goes. Will you join forces with her and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, or will you stand against her and protect the server from her devious schemes?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds deep within the mines. Will you dare to challenge the Diamond Dragon and claim its riches for yourself, or will you cower in fear at the mere mention of its name?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of Minecraft, so be prepared for the unexpected!

He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ores Mined:	8523	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Votes:	1597

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!