🍆💦Slow shake 2019 Minecraft Servers

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3822
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Ores Mined:	5668
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	212
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3569	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Inspiring Slow shake 2019 Minecraft Servers

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

DadDisagreesMCServer

Stats November 22, 2024

KidzGoneWildMC

Stats November 22, 2024

ComebackCraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MineTimeFunCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCrashersMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5432	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37