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UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Items Found:	2505
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	6809
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

RoomieCraft: No BF, No Fees!

Amenities, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Contribute, Expenses, fees, friendship, Frustration, living situation, personal space, privacy, Rent, RoomieCraft, roommate, temporary, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Utilities

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you make the rules! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, whether that means building a bra-free zone or creating a space where you can kick back and relax without any unwanted intrusions.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down, come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, there’s no need to worry about splitting rent or utilities with anyone – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate troubles and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BlockbusterBinge

#guiltypleasure, addiction, alltimefavorite, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, comfortmovie, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, marathon viewing, Movie, moviebuff, nevergetsold, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of watching the same movie for the 100th time? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so entertaining, you’ll never have time to watch a movie ever again. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like being in your favorite movie but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Join now and say goodbye to boring movie nights forever!

BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

asset forfeiture, banking industry, BlockyRubles, compliance, economic sanctions, Escape, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial reporting, foreign assets, forfeiture, government oversight, international relations, IRS, legal requirements, money laundering, new law, regulatory compliance, Reporting, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russian government, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

AddictCraft: Where the Odds are Always in Your Favor

AddictCraft, addiction, addiction marketing, addicts, advertising, behavioral targeting, controversial advertising, customer behavior, customer segmentation, digital advertising, Digital Marketing, Favor, gambling sites, marketing strategy, Odds, online advertising, online behavior, online gambling, online targeting, porn sites, promotional tactics, target customers, Targeting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.

and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.