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GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

Funeral Beach Party!

Beach, beach gear, beach nearby, Beach Trip, beach vacation, destination funeral, family funeral, Funeral, funeral destination, funeral etiquette, funeral planning, funeral travel, funeral trip, GRIEVING, mourning, mourning vacation, Party, respectful travel, respectful vacation, travel, vacation etiquette

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3718	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

AMERICANS, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, gun ownership analysis, gun ownership data, gun ownership findings, gun ownership report, gun ownership research, gun ownership statistics, gun ownership study, gun ownership survey, gun ownership trends, GunCraft2023, national survey, ownership, Protection, second amendment, self defense, statistics, survey

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

125.253.90.19:25636

BigShovelUniverse: 1.21 Edition – Try Not to Get Lost in Our Minuscule Community!

10+ Year History, AFK players, Age 25+, BigShovelUniverse, Block edit logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Edition, Grief Protection, Lost, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, minuscule, No-Claims, Server, Smaller Community, Text Colors, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderators	No
Area Claim	No plugins
New Map	Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update
World Border	Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded
Player Peak	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
Render View Distance	32 Chunks

Additional Information:

We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are ranks or moderator positions available?

A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.

Q: What is the render view distance?

A: It is set to 32 Chunks.

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Server, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, WTF

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Votes:	3844
Mines Excavated:	4206	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.

PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!