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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	426
New Chunks Explored:	506438	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3784	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6279
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	225	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crops Grown:	9935	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Potions Brewed:	96
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!