Size Matters MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Dicks

Insecurity, acceptance, personal growth, self esteem, mens issues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

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Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

Measurement, Insecurity, method, Adventures, anatomy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

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SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love

Insecurity, SinglePlayer4Life, self-acceptance, Honesty, DATING

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!

Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!

Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

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BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

ideal penis size, Chat, BlockyPeenCraft, male anatomy, physical attributes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCreeperCraze: Where ‘>be me’ turns into ‘>be awesome’ in Minecraft fun!

body image, Insecurity, online dating, gtbe, Messaging

Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community!

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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

Bull, Minecraft, Prison, Mandatory, controversial

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

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BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!

landmass, size matters, Identity, BigCountryCraft, SUCKS

Tired of feeling like a tiny ant in a big country? Come join our Minecraft server where America is shrunk down to the size of a pea and only known for its epic music festivals! Build your own mini-America and rule over a land of tiny rockstars and giant speakers. Who needs big when you can have small and rockin’? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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HelishCraft server Minecraft

Duels, Clans, administrators, wipes, Spliff

HelishCraft » IP: HelishCraft.aternos.me

✅• THE BEST ANARCHY SERVER ✅

• Clans

• Cases with high chances of expensive privileges

• No lags

• NO WIPES

• Shops with all items

• Friendly administrators

• BED VARS

• DUELS

• SPLIFF

✅• OPKA TO EVERYONE!✅

185.107.194.122:53637

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DegenCraft Minecraft Server

Magic, derailed, Minecraft, Chasing, Wast

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

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WiFiNBluetoothBeGone Minecraft SMP

disable wifi, Technology, motherboard settings, disable connectivity, Components

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

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Size Matters

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