sit on my face Minecraft Servers

sit on my face Minecraft Servers

  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8947
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Enchantments Applied: 270
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9004
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Runes Activated: 0
    Emeralds Found: 7165 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Farms Harvested: 678 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5836
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6009
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 1887
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5138
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 115286 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3305
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 442
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 143 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5129
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 19722
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 789
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1237 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 472
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4510
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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