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/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	8362
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	6002	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2687
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	7047
Animals Bred:	166	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5582

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	7822	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!