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NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3625
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Items Found:	8129	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Votes:	7703	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	1024
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	6

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!