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Ugly2AttractiveMC

attractiveness, Body language, Confidence, dating advice, emotional intelligence, fashion, FITNESS, Grooming, haircare, hygiene, image makeover, mental health, personal growth, Personality development, self esteem, self improvement, skincare, Social Skills, Style tips, ugly man, Ugly2AttractiveMC

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of being an ugly Minecraft player? Do you want to be the hottest pixelated stud in town? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a Minecraft heartthrob with just a few clicks. Our server is equipped with magical potions that will give you the perfect skin, hair, and even a killer outfit to make all the other players drool. Say goodbye to being a Minecraft outcast and hello to being the pixelated hottie you’ve always dreamed of!

Pumpkraft Modded MC

atm 9, Claim protection, Community, everyone, Homes, Ip:, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, ONLINE, Playtime ranks, Positive, Productive, Pumpkraft, PvP, Rtp, Server, Staff, tpa system, welcome

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Buildings Constructed:	9

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Modpack	Server IP
Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features:

Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

Q: What modpacks are used on the server?

A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.

Q: What are the extra features of the server?

A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.

Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.

Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3539	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9778	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1392
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	6117
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Farms Harvested:	734

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!