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RunetRogue Minecraft Server

Access, Arrests, Censorship, crackdown, cybersecurity, Digital, illegal, internet, law enforcement, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, privacy, Rogue, Runet, RunetRogue, russia, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, virtual private network, VPN operator

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magic Items Found:	6461
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Towns Built:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5106
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2763	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Emeralds Found:	3883	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

distinctive talent, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, one-of-a-kind talent, rare talent, remarkable skill, remarkable talent, special ability, special gift, special skill, special talent, standout skill, standout talent, talent, TalentCrafters, uncommon talent, unique ability, unique talent, unusual talent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3864	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	174	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!