silly reasons for being called gay

Here, the legend goes that one brave player was called “gay” for crafting a rainbow unicorn statue while wearing a glittery cape made of diamonds. Oh, the audacity! Who knew that displaying absolute fabulousness could earn you eye rolls, but we say bring on the glitter! We’re preparing a parade for you and your sparkling creation.

And it doesn’t stop there! Rumor has it that another adventurer was dubbed “the king of rainbow bridges” after constructing a magnificent structure that reached over a lava pit, complete with a disco party above! Dancing through the air while dodging fireballs? Talk about multitasking!

Join our server to earn your own outrageous title. Wanna be known as “the Lord of the Flying Fish”? Go ahead and build an aerial aquarium — just don’t let the other players catch you calling it “aesthetic.” Who knew fish could fly? Only in our world!

And let’s not forget about our annual “Totally Heteronormative Sheep Race!” Watch as players sprint after woolly competitors while decked out in their finest tuxedos—because why not? The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted speed boots, and the rest get a taste of the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the epic tales of mischief, questionable fashion choices, and legendary adventures. Embrace the absolute absurdity of our server, where the only rule is to leave your judgement at the door and pick up a pickaxe instead! Come join the madness — trust us, you’ll have a blast!