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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6759 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!
We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!