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Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	414588	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9190	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9950
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

audience favorite, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed, different taste, dislike, dissenting view, divergent opinion, film, hate, HateflixMC, Mainstream, Movie, not a fan, not for me, opinion, Overrated, polarizing film, unpopular opinion, widely loved

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!