2024 Best Shitass New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Belmont family, Castlevania, classic games, Dominus Collection, dracula, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming recommendations, Gothic, Konami, Metroidvania, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, platformer, retro gaming, Server, Sisters mode, Vampire, vampire hunter, video games, WHIP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even wear your Dominus Collection while playing Sisters mode? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!
Join us for non-stop laughter and fun as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in the craziest game modes you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, on our server, the Sisters mode is not just playable, it’s downright legendary.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two (or three, or four…). Let the madness begin!

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Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, autumn, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Excited, Fall, Fall Season, LINEUP, Minecraft, must see, Mystery, new releases, Premiere, reality tv, Season, series, Shows to Watch, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows, Watchlist

Are you ready to fall into a hilarious adventure on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and unexpected shenanigans!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our Fall Season Lineup! We’ve got a pumpkin spice latte-themed building competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet (because who wouldn’t want that, am I right?).

But that’s not all! We also have a turkey hunt event where players have to track down the elusive “Turkey King” and challenge him to a dance-off for a chance to win a pet turkey that poops out golden nuggets (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, our server is also home to the legendary “Leafy Llama Gang” who roam the land on llama-back, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience!

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CatNapOrByeFelicia

cat behavior, cat behavior issues, cat feeding, cat health, cat ownership, Cat rescue, CatNapOrByeFelicia, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet care, pet conflicts, pet dilemmas, pet euthanasia, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet solutions, pet training, sleep deprivation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

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CraftyMindBoosters

Coping skills, counseling, CraftyMindBoosters, emotional intelligence, Exercise, Gratitude, Healthy Eating, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, self-care, Sleep, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and ruining your day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so relaxing, it’s been known to cure insomnia, anxiety, and even the dreaded “minecraft rage”. So come on, join us and let your worries float away like a blocky cloud in the sky!

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ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

Aging population, aging society, birth rate, Demographic, demographic crisis, Dilemma, economic impact, elderly population, ElderlyCraft, employment, government policies, Healthcare, immigration, Japan, Japans, labor shortages, Long Term Care, pension system, population decline, record high, Retirement, social security, Workforce, working age population

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

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Super Troopers Town

Anna Faris, brian cox, Broken Lizard, comedy, cult classics, Erik Stolhanske, film, humor, Jay Chandrasekhar, Justin Long, Kevin Heffernan, movies, Paul Soter, Police, Restaurant, ryan reynolds, same town, same universe, Steve Lemme, Super, Super Troopers, tag team, TOWN, Troopers, Waiting

so, like, imagine if super troopers and waiting were, like, in the same town in minecraft. you could, like, be a cop and pull over players for speeding on their minecarts, or be a waiter and serve up some virtual food to hungry gamers. it’s, like, a crazy mashup of two iconic movies in one epic minecraft server.
join our server for the ultimate roleplaying experience where you can be a goofy cop or a snarky waiter, all in the same town. plus, we have, like, exclusive mini-games where you can compete in wacky challenges inspired by the movies. trust us, it’s, like, the most hilarious and unpredictable server you’ll ever play on.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness in this one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with super troopers and waiting colliding in the same universe. it’s, like, pure chaos and pure fun all rolled into one.

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Beak Quest: Penguin & Albatross Fun

Albatross, albatrosses, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, avian biology, Beak, beak sensitivity, biological discoveries, bird anatomy, ecological adaptations, Environmental Science, feeding behavior, food finding, foraging strategies, Fun, Highly-sensitive beaks, marine wildlife, Penguin, Penguins, Quest, researchers, seabirds, sensory organs, Wildlife research, zoological studies

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got albatrosses and penguins with HIGHLY-SENSITIVE BEAKS, like whaaaat?! They be sniffin out food like nobody’s business, it’s like they got GPS in their beaks or sumthin! 🐧🦢
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a penguin rolls up with its super-sensitive beak and leads you to a hidden treasure chest full of goodies. It’s like having a little beak buddy guiding you through the world of Minecraft, how cool is that?!

And don’t even get me started on the albatrosses, these majestic birds will swoop down from the sky and drop enchanted items right into your inventory. It’s like having your own personal delivery service, but with wings!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the animals are the real MVPs and the adventures are endless. Who needs regular old villagers when you can have highly-sensitive beaks leading the way?! 🤣🐦🐧

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RLFactions: Where factions fight over who can build the best looking llama farm first!

#exciting, Base Defense, brutal challenges, BUILD, building, challenge, collaborating, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, faction warfare, Factions, factions server, Farm, Fight, Hardcore, INTENSE, Llama, modded server, PvP, Rlcraft, RLFactions, Strategizing, Survival, survival experience

RLFactions Minecraft Server
Overview:	RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. Players can enjoy a competitive environment where building, strategizing, and collaborating are key to thriving and surviving.

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Q: What makes RLFactions unique?	A: RLFactions offers a blend of tough survival challenges from RLCraft and exciting faction warfare gameplay.
Q: How can I join RLFactions?	A: You can join the server by following the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
Q: Can I play solo on RLFactions?	A: While it’s possible to play solo, collaborating with other players is crucial for thriving in the competitive environment.
Q: Are there any specific rules on RLFactions?	A: There are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Be sure to read and follow them to avoid penalties.

VINDICATING THE BLACKPILL: Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– We have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig with laser eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They take their job very seriously. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the server that is guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it? – We host weekly build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep. Just imagine the envy of all your friends! – And last but not least, we have a legendary player known as the Blackpill Wizard who will bestow upon you the ultimate wisdom of the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of enlightenment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pepe Minecraft SMP Exchange

exchange, Minecraft, Pepe, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is “Take a pepe, leave a pepe!” Why pepe, you ask? Well, legend has it that the rarest pepe in all of Minecraft can be found on our server. It’s said to grant you three wishes, but only if you can catch it first!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Pepe Gang, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading memes wherever they go. If you can prove your meme prowess, you might just earn a spot in their ranks.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Pepe Mines, a treacherous underground labyrinth filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the fabled Pepe Diamond can be found deep within its depths, but only the bravest and most meme-savvy players dare to seek it out.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where pepe reigns supreme and anything is possible! Just remember – take a pepe, leave a pepe, and prepare for the meme-iest journey of your life!

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RLFactions Minecraft Server

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