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Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

Analysis, blocks, brexit, Brit, Brits, Challenges, collide, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, debate, discussion, Division, Economy, Edition, Government, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tea, troubled times, TURMOIL, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	124
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

campus antics, college experience, college life, college parties, collide, crazy nights, Cunt, cunts, drinking games, frat boys, FratCraft, Fraternity, fraternity brothers, Greek life, Hookups, living it up, MAXXING, outrageous behavior, party culture, partying, reckless behavior, wild behavior, Wild nights

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Animals Bred:	174
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6543	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7676
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!