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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4409 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!