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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!
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Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!
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But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
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Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and embark on quests with your fellow players in this epic crossover event.
And don’t even get us started on our General News – we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Tests, PvP Series 5, and so much more! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement and fun!
Join us for meetups like the Crafting meetup in Balmung or the Spooky Club in Famfrit Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft bestie at one of these events! 🤝
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Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.
So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!