I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.
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