| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5240 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 527 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1003 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5575 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7399 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9681 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7123 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 203 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2359 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 524968 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8516 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
