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Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Crops Grown:	7407
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5545	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!