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CatScratchCraze

Bacteria, Bartonella, Bartonella infection, cat scratch fever, cat-scratch disease, CatScratchCraze, infection, Medical, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric diagnosis, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric research, psychiatric symptoms, psychotic disorders, research, study, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4098
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, apply, Builder, Chill, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, Events, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Lax, Melios, Minecraft, Minigames, Moving, Myth, Party, Permanent Map, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Slow, technical player, teleports, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, UTC/GMT, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted, semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together
Launch Date	23 March 2024

Features:

NO teleportation, claims, McMMO, etc.
Events and minigames
Permanent Map with NO resets
Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
What are the server’s rules?	We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun!
Are there any specific playstyles welcomed?	We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything!
What time are the server’s events?	Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Brain matter, Brain-eating, Brains, creepy, Fear Rotting, Gore Flesh-eater, gross, Halloween, Horror, INFECTED, Minecraft, Monster, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead Scary, walking dead, zombie

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is infested with zombies! That’s right, you’ll have to fend off hordes of brain-hungry zombies while trying to survive and build your own little slice of paradise. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you out, so grab your sword and get ready to kick some undead butt!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.

So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.

JPopJam Minecraft Server

AGI, ai, anime fandom, anime intro, Artificial Intelligence, creativity, digital art, Entertainment, FANTASY, Future, imagination, innovation, J-pop, JPopJam, machine learning, Minecraft, music generation, music production, pop culture, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mines Excavated:	4411
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1839
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	6079	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.