A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.
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51.79.44.14:25574
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Elysian-MC
Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival
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MineBeach
AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based
MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.
In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.
With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.
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Wild West Wanderers 1.21
betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!
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MomSnapperCraft
abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.
So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets
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FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP
digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!