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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3779 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 639304 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.