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OdysseyCraft Minecraft Server

blocks, bowser, Bowser’s game, breaking blocks, first, Fun, Game, koopa cock, Mario, mindbroken, Minecraft, NTR, odyssey, OdysseyCraft, peach, SAVING, Server, shot down, Struggling, Wedding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate NTR (Nintendo-themed revolution) gameplay! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Bowser finally gets the spotlight he deserves.

Picture this: Bowser, tired of always being the bad guy, decides to take matters into his own hands and start his own adventure. With Peach mindbroken from all the koopa cock, it’s up to Bowser to save the day and show Mario who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling giant turtles to creating your own castle fit for a king (or Koopa), the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us today and experience the NTR revolution like never before!

BlockyIdentity Minecraft Server

BlockyIdentity, Identity, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-examination, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you a master builder, a redstone wizard, or just a sheep enthusiast? No matter which category you fall into, our Minecraft server has something for everyone! Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but beware of his army of clucking warriors!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yep, you read that right. You’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to reach the ground below. But hey, at least the view is nice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

DimensionalMinecraftServer

alternate dimensions, alternate dimensions theory, alternate planes of reality, Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, cosmic possibilities, DimensionalMinecraftServer, multiple dimensions, Multiverse, parallel dimensions, parallel existence, parallel reality exploration, parallel universe theory, parallel universes, parallel worlds, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum reality exploration, reality shifting, string theory, theoretical physics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5529
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to mine diamonds in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a portal to a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules!

Join us and explore parallel dimensions where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of rainbow blocks, or challenge your friends to a game of parkour on a course that defies gravity.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in these alternate realities. You might stumble upon a village of zombie villagers who have formed their own society, complete with a zombie mayor and a zombie town hall. Or you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those explosive sheep). See you on the other side!

F16Craft: NATO Transfer 🛩️

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Support, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got F-16 fighter jets flyin’ all over the place like it’s nobody’s business. we ain’t playin’ around, we got NATO up in here helpin’ us out cuz we the baddest server in town. you wanna feel like a real pilot? come join us and fly them jets like a boss. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, we the real deal. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s take over the skies together!

TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

alcohol use, anxiety, cirrhosis, cisgender adults, depression, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequalities, LGBTQ health, liver cirrhosis, liver disease, marginalized populations, mental health, minority health, substance abuse, TransCraftLiverCirrhosis, transgender adults, transgender community, transgender health, transgender patients

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could do the floss dance better than anyone in the land. he would entertain all the players on our server with his sick moves and bring joy to everyone’s hearts. but one day, a group of evil creepers tried to steal his dance moves and take over the server. it was up to the players to band together, defeat the creepers, and save the llama’s dance moves. and they did, because they were brave and had the power of friendship on their side. so if you want to be a part of epic adventures like this, come join our server now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

FreshNoDragz Minecraft Server

Community, Consistency, CONTENT, DRAG, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Fresh, FreshNoDragz, Frustration, INACTIVE, lack, long tail tag, members, Minecraft, no drags, ONLINE, Posting, regular, Schedule, Server, Updates, WEEKLY, Years

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a stray chicken? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a magical dragon that flies around dropping loot every week, but beware, he’s a bit of a diva and hasn’t been seen in years. Join us and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to finally spot the elusive drag and claim the ultimate prize! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, BlockyLove, Celibacy, Choices, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, desire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Moral values, Never, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual activity, societal expectations, temptation, VALUES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	155	Emeralds Found:	8613
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	138
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!