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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1544 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Votes: | 4679 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.
We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.
And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.
Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).
So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!