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BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	765
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	6105
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7480	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	3571

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	8104	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!