Self-Deprecating MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Dreaming Realms 1.20.6

self loathing, ANNOYING, self-doubt, Insecurity, self worth

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world and hang out with other ugly annoying pieces of shit who never shut the fuck up!

We have a community of players who look just like this and will make you question reality every time you log on.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, confusion, and questionable life choices.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server.

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Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

dark humor, Isles, JOKE, coping mechanisms, acceptance

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

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Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

nigga, Insecurity, derogatory, niggas, Minecraft

Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

weight issues, body shaming, mental health, self-care, Insecurity

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

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Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

Intelligent, Miserable, self-aware, MAYHEM, Tall

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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TimeTravelingNightmares

genetic engineering, cultural diversity, medical advancements, internet usage, social media

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

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Spider Funnel Venom

venomous spiders, venom research, spider research, VENOM, spider classification

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

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EienCraft Extended 1.21

League, CunnieWhore, Speedrunning, nier, EienCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, light sleeper, Upset, bedtime routine, sleep issues

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

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MommasBoyCraft

family dynamics, Respect, relationships, Boundaries, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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