New Minecraft Servers 2025

self-deprecating Minecraft Servers

self-deprecating Minecraft Servers

  • Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

    Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3238
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8035
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5356
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • MyLifeSteal

    MyLifeSteal
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7144
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Towns Built: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Features for the Brave:

    mylifesteal.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • OmegaX Server

    OmegaX Server
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8350
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Server come and join any age welcome updating and more stuff coming just bare with us no spawn just yet some of stuff is being fixed and added anything with advice is helpful staff is needed

    192.95.37.173:25594

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Heart Army

    Heart Army
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7604
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a life steal server This is a life steal server This is a life steal server This is a life steal server This is a life steal server

    51.195.188.127:7005

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Sky Pixels

    Sky Pixels
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 98/300 Votes: 369
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    skypixels is a econmy servival server its so good servival server for minecrraft player skypixel is so good server to much good server try it now

    skypixels.falix.gg:46746

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • RequiemCraft

    RequiemCraft
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 97/600 Votes: 949
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    requiemcraft.cloudnord.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Anarchy Survival

    Anarchy Survival
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2874
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3402 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 101
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy Survival 2024 – No Rules – Have Fun

    Created 24.01.2024

    Almost everything is allowed, just try it out and have fun…

    178.254.41.160

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • 8B8T Anarchy

    8B8T Anarchy
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7647
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    The actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.meThe actual ip is 8b8t.me

    8b8t.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • WoodCraftMC

    WoodCraftMC
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 90/100 Votes: 866
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ores Mined: 3769 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Villages Defended: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    WoodCraftMC is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot.

    woodcraftmc.cykablyat.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • IdleBlock

    IdleBlock
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9219
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Runes Activated: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join IdleBlock today! Great community, Alot of cool features, Join if you want to have some fun :3 ONEBLOCK SERVER /SHOP /FLY ENABLE /OB JOIN THE DISCORD! https://discord.gg/xpWTd7cKc7

    idleblock.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • The Second Region

    The Second Region
    πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8784
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 110
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rules 1. No cheating (Xray etc) 2. No griefing. 3. No bullying. 4. No abusing staff. 5. No under 16s.

    *Please note you MUST be 16+ we strongly enforce this*

    thesecondregion.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP