self-deprecating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, coping mechanisms, dark humor, humor, introspection, ironic, Isles, JOKE, killing myself, life expectancy, mental health, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, reaching 35, SELF AWARENESS, self-deprecating, self-destructive behavior, societal norms, Transcendence, Transgender, transsexuals

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

derogatory, Insecurity, low self-esteem, Minecraft, negative self-image, nigga, niggas, self hate, self loathing, self worth, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-deprecating, self-deprecation, self-deprecation humor, self-devaluation, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, self-perception, Server, Ugly, Unattractive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	2109
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Votes:	8671
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3825

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	733937
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	9704
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ores Mined:	551	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	165	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	3120	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	9001	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!