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CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Emeralds Found:	1538	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	1148	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3073

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	610

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	804	Votes:	6870
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6230	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!