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PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6205
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	6538	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3140
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	683
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!