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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9904 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7050 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Enchantments Applied: | 54 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!