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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5655 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 |
Farms Harvested: | 392 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!