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Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Votes:	2299	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1748

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	190	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	658
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	137
Farms Harvested:	341	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.