Schizoid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

male characters, smp, complexity, fujos, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

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Minecraft SMP: The Personality Disorder Prodigy

Personality, avoidant personality disorder, self-diagnosis, Therapy, Prodigy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take personality disorders to a whole new level! Join us if you’ve ever been ghosted by a BPD creeper, or if you think your Minecraft buddy is a little too OCD about their builds. We don’t just talk about psychopaths vs sociopaths, we live it out in-game!

But beware, self-diagnosers will be rounded up and executed in 98% of cases. So step into our virtual office and let’s crack open some old Minecraft books. Have a seat, anon, and let’s explore the depths of personality disorders in a whole new blocky world.

And remember, if you ever feel like killing psychologists, beheading psychologists, or roundhouse kicking a psychologist into the concrete, then this is the SMP for you. Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you questioning your own sanity – in the best way possible!

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Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

mog, fear, Perception, borderline autistic, 24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

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SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

undisclosed secrets, Hidden Truth, confidential feelings, Secrets, Inner Demons

Are you secretly a llama in a human costume? Do you have a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your deepest, darkest secrets are safe! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret society of chicken overlords plotting to take over the world! So come on in, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and let your inner llama roam free!

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Immigrants Craft Better!

Crime Prevention, criminal justice system, historical perspective, Immigrants, statistics

so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.

also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Spike Server

prison server, Towny Server, capture the flag server, roleplay server, Vanilla

Vanilla survival server, with the most used plugins, Backpacks!, economy, store, kits, warps, free VIP votes (custom kits for VIPS).

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SpeedCraft Vanilla

multiplayer, Players, Chill, Gaming, Survival

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Pure Vanilla
Number of Members	Around 10

If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules for conduct?	Yes, we have basic rules for conduct and exploits.
Can players use cheats or hacks?	No, we do not allow cheating or hacking on the server.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed, but most other things are fair game.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions there to join.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20

wao, Egoistic seesaw, original songs, DreamCooking, Otome yo motomeyo QED

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! Why, you ask? Because we have Koyorinium blessings that will make your ears tingle with joy! Plus, we offer fresh milk flavored chus for all Joshu, because who doesn’t want that? Don’t forget the mayo and soap with Koyo scent – it’s a must-have for all Joshu! So come on, join us and experience the madness of Koyolive in Minecraft! Just remember, always end with Koyo and spread those Koyoyos like there’s no tomorrow!

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Dad’s House Minecraft Server

pneumonia, LEAVING, TOXIC, House, play fighting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about all your family troubles.

Join us and leave behind the toxic relationships and constant drama. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and creating your own little world away from it all.

With crazy adventures waiting around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build a fortress to protect yourself from the chaos of family life, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a mom when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

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OilChangeCraft

judgment, Gender Roles, feminism, tiktok, empowerment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where changing the oil in your car is considered a big deal? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for outrageous content!

Join us and show off your skills in changing oil in Minecraft! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you can impress your friends with your car maintenance abilities.

And if your boyfriend gets mad at you for being a pro at changing oil, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space for all genders to show off their skills, even if it means embarrassing their partners.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that changing oil in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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