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Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

Analysis, Anime, Characters, cognitive abilities, complexity, confusion, dialogue, FANFICS, fanfiction, fujos, Interpretation, limited attention span, male characters, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, rewatch, schizoid, smp, Story, Understanding, Writing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8266	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	275954

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

Minecraft SMP: The Personality Disorder Prodigy

AMA, antisocial personality disorder, avoidant personality disorder, borderline personality disorder, BPD, diagnostic criteria, Disorder, histrionic personality disorder, jew shit, mental health, Minecraft, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, OCD, Personality, personality disorders, Prodigy, psychiatric phenomena, Psychologists, Psychopaths, schizoid, self-diagnosis, smp, Sociopaths, Therapy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take personality disorders to a whole new level! Join us if you’ve ever been ghosted by a BPD creeper, or if you think your Minecraft buddy is a little too OCD about their builds. We don’t just talk about psychopaths vs sociopaths, we live it out in-game!

But beware, self-diagnosers will be rounded up and executed in 98% of cases. So step into our virtual office and let’s crack open some old Minecraft books. Have a seat, anon, and let’s explore the depths of personality disorders in a whole new blocky world.

And remember, if you ever feel like killing psychologists, beheading psychologists, or roundhouse kicking a psychologist into the concrete, then this is the SMP for you. Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you questioning your own sanity – in the best way possible!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4889

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server

gossip, Minecraft, Server, Streamers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Villages Defended:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	281
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.

Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!

µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

2.., 2.2.1, Bug Fix, bugfix, Client, Download, Edition, Features, file sharing, internet, new version, Peer-to-peer, Release, smp, software, software update, Technology, torrent, torrent client, update, Upgrade, µCraft, µTorrent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	294
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!

Jewish GF Hanukkah Minecraft SMP

Celebrating Together, cultural celebrations, cultural diversity, dating preferences, festive gatherings, festive occasions, Girlfriend, Hanukkah, holiday traditions, interfaith relationships, Jewish, Jewish culture, love, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, Open-mindedness, partner’s traditions, relationships, religious beliefs, religious holidays, romantic gestures, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	400833	Magic Items Found:	1314
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild adventures!

Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, nephilim, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, PLUSHIE, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and mayhem like never before!

We’ve got Nephilim running around causing mischief, TwiLight streaming live from the Nether, and merch so cool it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

Join us for the promise mini-series where you’ll embark on epic quests with your favorite Minecraft characters. Need a break from the action? Snag yourself a SmolRyS plushie and cuddle up while you watch the sun set over our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Acrylics, voice packs, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult content, Chat, Community, dft, Discord, discussion, explicit conversation, fantasies, Fappy, fetish talk, fetishes, hispanic supremacy, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, post tags, Roleplay, sexual preferences, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	105
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5270	Star Shards Collected:	273

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of post tags, fetish discussions, and, of course, some good ol’ fappy talky.

But wait, there’s more! This edition is all about Hispanic Supremacy, where we worship tacos, dance to reggaeton music, and build giant piñatas to smash with our diamond swords.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then /dft/ is the place for you. So grab your sombrero, saddle up your llama, and come join us for some truly outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for ClownPierce Minecraft Server?

clownpierce, deadliest minecraft smp, deadliest smp, dream smp, Grian, hardcore minecraft, hermitcraft, i destroyed an army on this minecraft smp, last life, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, LifeSteal SMP Applications, Minecraft, minecraft 100 days, minecraft challenge, minecraft hardcore, minecraft hardcore survival, minecraft mods, minecraft revenge, minecraft server, minecraft smp, minecraft survival, Parrot, pvplegacy, Server, smp, Technoblade, tommyinnit

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6460	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

ClownPierce is a talented and creative professional clown known for his engaging performances and comedic antics. With years of experience entertaining audiences of all ages, ClownPierce is a master at bringing joy and laughter to any event or occasion. His colorful costumes and lively personality make him a favorite among children and adults alike. Book ClownPierce for your next event and get ready for a fun-filled and unforgettable experience!

❤️ TopMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

1.12, 1.20, administration, Among us, Ant Battle, Antirelog, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Egg wars, grif, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Honest, Hunger Games, lags, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, purchasing, PvP, Quake, rarely, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TopMine, VKontakte, Website, wipe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4677	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/topmine_mc

➜ Website for purchasing donations TopMine.su

➜ IP – mctop.pw

➜ Version – 1.8 – 1.12.2 and higher

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Cool Mini-Games, Skyblock

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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m1.topmine.pro

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	568	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).