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  • BagRageCraft

    BagRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

    Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDUIJustice

    CraftyDUIJustice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

    Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

    KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

    Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

    Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

    AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IndieGeekGamer Minecraft SMP

    IndieGeekGamer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not basic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we all pretend to be professional Minecraft builders but end up accidentally blowing up our own creations with TNT.

    Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.

    If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SweaterSassCraft

    SweaterSassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

    But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

    So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForgetfulFriendsMC

    ForgetfulFriendsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers,

    So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.

    Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.

    As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.

    After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.

    Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.

    So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

    Mom’s Visit Ruined By Unexpected Guest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave your roommate’s overbearing mother behind!

    On our server, you can bring over as many girls as you want without being accused of turning your house into a brothel. Plus, we won’t judge you for not being a good Christian boy – we welcome all religions, even Buddhism!

    So come join us and build your dream world where you can invite all the girls you want without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

    BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!

    Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!

    So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockbuster LOLs

    Blockbuster LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles between chickens and pigs, witness cows doing the moonwalk, and see creepers breakdancing to dubstep music.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by riding a llama blindfolded while juggling diamond swords. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP