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  • HuntCraft: WTF Edition! Join now for epic fails, dank memes, and pixelated chaos! #minecraftmadness #lolworthy

    HuntCraft: WTF Edition! Join now for epic fails, dank memes, and pixelated chaos! #minecraftmadness #lolworthy

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Then you need to join our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild llamas stampedes through your base, knocking over everything in their path. But don’t worry, those llamas are just trying to deliver gifts to all the players on the server because it’s Llama Appreciation Day!

    Or how about the time when a group of players decided to start a chicken army and declared war on all the cows in the land? The battles were epic, with feathers and milk flying everywhere.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to roam the server at night, pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

    BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

    But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

    CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kefka’s CraZy CrafT ServEr: Solving International Crises One Block at a Time!

    Kefka’s CraZy CrafT ServEr: Solving International Crises One Block at a Time!

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    Overview

    Server Name Blocktopia
    Server Type Minecraft Survival
    Max Players 100
    Version 1.16.4
    Features Custom Plugins, Events, Mini Games

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server about?

    A: Blocktopia is a Minecraft survival server with custom plugins, events, and mini games for players to enjoy.

    Q: How many players can join the server?

    A: The server can accommodate up to 100 players at a time.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Blocktopia supports Minecraft version 1.16.4.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom plugins, events, and mini games that offer a unique gameplay experience.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client and connecting to Blocktopia.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

    KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

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    so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

    so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

    so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

    PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

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    come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

    MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

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    join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

    imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

    so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

    Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

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    About Us Add-ons

    Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

    Owner: Active in the community

    Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

    Dynmap

    No chat reporting

    Carpet

    Small datapacks and tweaks

    Rules
      • Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional
      • No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse
      • No griefing or stealing
      • No using farms or villagers without permission
      • No PvP/killing without consent
      • Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property
      • Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement
      • Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

    How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

    Are there any age restrictions?

    There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

    What are the rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

    Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

    No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

    Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

    AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

    Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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