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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1103 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 39329 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 197 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.