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5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP

#impatience, 5WeeksGoneMinecraftSMP, almost there, anticipation, anticipation-building., can’t wait, Climax, Cooking, countdown, countdown to reveal, daddy dom, daddy’s secret, eager, EXCITEMENT, final countdown, final stretch, nearing the end, Reveal, Surprise, Suspense, Waiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to spice things up with our crazy SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. Dolphins. And rumor has it that they have a secret underwater base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Just last week, they turned someone’s entire house into a giant llama statue! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what daddy dom has been cookin’ up for us next!

CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	6098
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	211009
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8085	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2112	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1183	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	8750
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	135
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!