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SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	903	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

SequelitisCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8742	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Farms Harvested:	885
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Boring SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	297
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000

I’m looking for people aged 15-19 to play Minecraft Bedrock Kingdom Rulers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Market Realm
Number of Players	7 (Need 10 to start)
Start Date	Today or Tomorrow

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information.
What is the main focus of the server?	To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other.
When will the realm officially start?	The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow.
Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm?	Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm.

EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.

But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!

MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.