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HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2398
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Towns Built:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	139	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mines Excavated:	1535	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Animals Bred:	126	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3793	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9042
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Votes:	3906	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.