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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	525523
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Towns Built:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	687	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!