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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
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Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
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