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RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	8946	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

1992, 3D Graphics, ai, catastrophe, coming through, Controlling, Credit, drab, full 3D, jump, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pixelated, Problems, remake, retro gaming, Server, SNES, Throwback, Understanding, unreal engine, video games, young

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

CraftyWifeBeaters, cultural acceptance, domestic violence, feminist movement, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender-based violence, historical practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, Life, Misogyny, patriarchy, sexism, social justice, societal change, societal norms, societal progress, toxic masculinity, Traditions, violence against women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Animals Bred:	162
Players Killed by Monsters:	8860	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4337	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures: #2147

#union raid, 240420533, 5th Anniversary Stream, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, Android, ANNI CODE, anniversary stream, blocky, cd-keys-guide, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Midnight Strawberry, Modernia, Ms. Dangerous, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Nikkes, ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Second Affection, Sim Room Overclock, snow white, Special Recruit, the last kingdom, update, White Knight

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it even has its own Android/iOS/PC game download link! You can play Minecraft on the go and never miss a moment of the action.

Need some FAQs answered? We got you covered with a link that will blow your mind! And don’t forget to check out our active codes for some sweet rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more awesome.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have anniversary streams, optimization updates, and developer’s notes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” and “Sim Room Overclock” will have you laughing and having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

#workout, body composition, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, health, heavy lifting, is this too much weight, motivation, muscle building, perseverance, Physical fitness, self improvement, strength gains, strength training, weight management, weightlifting, weighty, wellness, Wonders

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mesugakis’ Epic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because mesugakis is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness that grants you the power to defeat any foe with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join mesugakis today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun, then maybe you will regret it).

Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	158

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	323265	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2068
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!