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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Do you have a sibling who loves to throw shade at you? Well, on our server, we encourage sibling rivalry! Build a house together, only to have your sibling blow it up with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?
Feeling anxious like your sister? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is full of foreign language-speaking NPCs that will trigger your anxiety at every turn. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
And if you’re worried about being a bad parent, fear not! Our server will teach you valuable parenting skills, like not coddling your kids to the point where they can’t function in the real world. Trust us, your future hypothetical children will thank you.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who needs therapy when you have virtual chaos to distract you?
