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HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	7158
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5140
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4618
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

Cliche, Communication, emphasis, Expression, idiom, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, phrase, redundancy, Repeated, Repetition, Saying, Server, Speech, Talk, three times, well, WellCrafted, Words

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	73	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

BroCourt Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroCourt, brother, cease and desist, consent, Court, court case, defamation, Family issues, Harassment, internet, invasion of privacy, Lawyer, legal action, legal consequences, legal recourse, Minecraft, online harassment, personal rights, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social media

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of your brother invading your personal space and posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can take unwanted pictures of you! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any pesky siblings ruining the experience.

With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.

GlucoseCraft: No Shame in My Game

blood glucose monitoring, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, diabetes, Game, glucose levels, glucose testing, GlucoseCraft, health monitoring, insulin administration, invasive behavior, medical condition, personal health, personal space, privacy, self-care, sensor scanning, shame, Type 1 diabetes, work environment, workplace etiquette

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	874439
Buildings Constructed:	45	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and boundaries are pushed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insulin injections and blood glucose monitoring!

Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!

Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, false belief, false pretense, falsehood, fraud, gullible, hoax, ILLUSION, Manipulation, Misconception, misguided, mislead, scam, Trickery, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	822
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Farms Harvested:	747

Have you ever been told that diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft? Well, think again! On our server, we have a secret hidden block called “Unicornite” that is even more rare and sparkly than diamonds. Join us to embark on a quest to find this mythical block and become the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… 😉🐷🕊️

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyClash, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Foreign Minister Katz, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern countries, Military, Minecraft, nuclear program, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN IRAN WANTS TO JOIN! THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED TO ATTACK ISRAEL BUT FIRST LET’S BUILD SOME SICK CASTLES AND MINE SOME DIAMONDS ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!” FOREIGN MINISTER KATZ IS LIKE “YEAH BOI, LET’S DO THIS!” JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS JOIN FOR REAL AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP! #MINECRAFTWORLDPEACE #IRANLOVESDIAMONDS #KATZCRAFTSQUAD