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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 548692 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
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